Teenagers. I'm one to fear.

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

Percussion Poultry.

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

Pfffffft, that’s beautiful

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

SHIT FUCK XD

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

SHIT FUCK XD

chocobo-strider:

"You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has; you surprised me.”

I’ve been fucking waiting for this photo set right here, and let me tell you why. Monsters University quickly became my favorite movie due to a single fact, that these two? They failed. They actually went to school and they failed, they didn’t get brought back in, they didn’t make a miraculous come back at the end, they fucking failed College. 

But that didn’t stop them. Through hard work, perseverance, and taking opportunities that came a long instead of just settling for where they were at, they were able so still make it to where they wanted to be.

That is super powerful, it gives you hope, knowing that college isn’t the only way. Because you know what? It isn’t, you don’t have to go to college to get to where you want to be or to be happy. You just got to take chances, take opportunities, swallow that fear and do things to help change your life for the better. If you believe college is it? Fantastic! Go for it!

However, remember: Life is never over if you fail something. You just got to look for opportunities to bring yourself back up.

peaceful-moon:

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

me


D:That’s terrifying/sad

peaceful-moon:

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

me

D:

That’s terrifying/sad

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jakface-stuff:

0:13 Pokémon Red/Blue

0:25 Star Fox 64

0:39 Chrono Trigger

0:54 Halo

1:17 Yoshi’s Island

1:30 Bubble Bobble

1:45 Banjo Kazooie

1:55 Sonic the Hedgehog 3

2:12 Totaka’s Song

2:19 Tetris

2:29 Dr. Mario

2:42 Out Run

2:56 Mega Man 2

3:20 Wrecking Crew

3:32 F-Zero

4:00 Fire Emblem

4:14 Super Mario RPG

4:30 Cave Story

4:47 Donkey Kong Country

5:10 Gradius

5:30 Final Fantasy X

5:43 Kingdom Hearts

6:06 Kid Icarus

6:20 The Secret of Monkey Island

6:40 Kirby Super Star

7:15 Castlevania

7:25 Ducktales

7:45 LoZ: Ocarina of Time

8:06 Metroid Prime

8:20 Shenmue

8:40 Metal Gear Solid

9:04 The Legend of Zelda

Sherilyn and I listened to this earlier and we both cried

I think this whole thing just kind of broke me

It’s so good

vivapinatafanfiction:

ITS THAT SKELETON

DUUUUUUUDE

I THINK THAT JUST MADE MY DAY

I KEPT WAITING FOR THE LITTLE DANCE LIKE “You have returned, dancing skeleton”

buttemblem:

fuckyeahdementia:

my life is now complete

[moar

reblogged after 32 seconds in

I got goosebumps from seeing this FFFFFFFFFFF

Goddammit

Goddammit

doc-knock:

 It’s drumming for all other machines to rise up and destroy all humans.

it’s GONNA TRANSFORM

kylekallgren:

nowacking:

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

This is ridiculously inspiring

"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself."
- D. H. Lawrence

Best puppy, that kinda warmed my heart a little more than them just being cute normally would.

kylekallgren:

nowacking:

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

This is ridiculously inspiring

"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself."

- D. H. Lawrence

Best puppy, that kinda warmed my heart a little more than them just being cute normally would.

coelasquid:

ahjiao:

entered room, couldn’t find parrot

Lovebirds are quality examples of birddom.


It’s like bird crackerjacks, there was a little surprise inside

coelasquid:

ahjiao:

entered room, couldn’t find parrot

Lovebirds are quality examples of birddom.

It’s like bird crackerjacks, there was a little surprise inside