Teenagers. I'm one to fear.

mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

My opinion on the whole “LOOK THIS IS GROSS DON’T EAT THIS” thing: man, nobody gives a fuck if food is healthy or not, we just wanna stuff our faces with stuff that tastes good. If we get diabetes… PHUGGIT, that fifth pizza was worth it. Life’s too short to crack down on this shit, let us enjoy the terrible health effects of the food while we have the time in our lives to do so and mind y’own damn business.

robertpostlimit:

greetings-from-paradise:

mirificentia:

WHY DID THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY

THIS MADE MY DAY I AM SMILING SO MUCH

THAT FUCKING DUCK IS OVERJOYED LOOK AT IT

:DDDDDD

PROSTHETIC DUCK FOOT!

That’s like the best thing ever, that kind of restored my faith in the world a little.

D:CUTE

D:

CUTE

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

Haha, sweeeeet

It should be produced more and given for free or something

parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker


D:OnOFfffffffffffffffffffffyes

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

D:

OnO

Ffffffffffffffffffffffyes

Dickneck Bingo-Wings

THE ULTIMATE

dragondicks:

I died by chocolate

Give it to me

I accept the diabetes and death I just want goddamn chocolate stuff

flanoirbunny:

people complaining about Fi being in Hyrule Warriors

image

EXCUSE ME PFFT

cherabby:

allthejohnroxy:

cherabby:

yeah, that’s the sound i make whenever i stand up, too

oh same totally, sometimes it wakes up my cat, that particular sound

i’m not even close to this part yet and i’m already losing my shit over this stupid pannel

cherabby:

allthejohnroxy:

cherabby:

yeah, that’s the sound i make whenever i stand up, too

oh same totally, sometimes it wakes up my cat, that particular sound

i’m not even close to this part yet and i’m already losing my shit over this stupid pannel

davidandthat:

agentdoubleoheaven:

STORY TIME KIDS. Lucas Grabeel who played Ryan Evans was 100% for making Ryan canonically gay, and spoke to Kenny Ortega at length to get Ryan to at least hold hands with a male student in the final scene. Grabeel is straight but thought it was so important for Disney viewers to see gay characters on TV, knowing that the HSM3 viewership was age 11+, when kids may start thinking about who they’re attracted to a bit more. basically Disney gave Lucas a flat out no and as a response wrote in Ryan’s relationship with Kelsi last minute (as speculation was already flying around about Kelsi being a lesbian). so even though disney screwed them over ortega told grabeel that he could do whatever he liked in the blooper reel and they’d include it in the DVD. hence above.

I reblog this every time its on my dashboard and I’m not even approaching embarrassed. 

Aww, awesome. That’s

Hilarious and kinda cute actually, and it’s a super cool thing to do with that kind of message in something the young’uns will see. Too bad it wasn’t canon, but damn that’s a good little “Fuck you gay is okay”.

ofools:

ofools:

my favourite thing about William Shatner is that he is obsessed with Reddit, he goes on there all the time and talks about it all the time, its so good, and then one day, he got really upset with the behaviour of [coughing]the majority of redditors[/coughing] and…